if you make bomb ass pancakes, you are an option for my life partner. i wish i were joking, but i'm just not.

 

Joey: If he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.

Rachel: A moo point?

Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.

Back cover of The Stinky Cheese and Other Fairly Stupid Tales. I used to read this book to my brother when he was little.

Back cover of The Stinky Cheese and Other Fairly Stupid Tales. I used to read this book to my brother when he was little.